Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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