i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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