im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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