I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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