I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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