Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
ttyl tear gas
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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