With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
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I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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