Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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