I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)