she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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