Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
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I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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