dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Your penis caused this!
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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