fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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