When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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