a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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