She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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