I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
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I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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