i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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