Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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