I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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