He asked to "fluff my boner.."
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
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The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
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I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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