just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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