Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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