Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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