we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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