@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Randomize
