Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
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Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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