I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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