I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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