im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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