At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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