The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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