you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
