party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
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Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
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My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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