butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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