he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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