For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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