ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I deserve this hangover.
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