I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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