I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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