I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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