Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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