i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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