I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
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I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.