I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
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the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I just blew my weed a kiss
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick