It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?