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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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