all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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