Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
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I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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