we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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foreskin is a definite game changer
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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