whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
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Come on in and take your pants off
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