areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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