I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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