we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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