Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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